what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth
who wore it better?
they both wore it gayly and now they're gonna make out
Why's everyone always gotta pit two bad bitches against one another
god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes
if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail
every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.
literally i cannot stress how important it is that everyone has a thing.
i do not care if it is a color or a hobby or an animal, everyone needs to have a thing so that their friends can see that thing and think of them that's what being alive is all about
Girls need to shoplift regularly because our brains are optimized for foraging and when we're denied the chance to engage our natural impulses it triggers a stress behavior known as girlblogging
I'm nearly certain this is a joke but you have to understand that there are men out there who actually believe this
Yes they're called allies
today is video games’s birthday.
Happy birthday videogames
Happy 50th, video games!
hes waiting by the microwave
WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE
NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE
I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but "The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking" and "Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny" are two statements that can and should co-exist
babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now
Hey mutuals friendly reminder that
• I am drowning
• there is no sign of land
• you are coming down with me
• hand in unlovable hand
I can't continue the bit I've decided I want to be loved now
hey quick question what does this mean
Watch out boys we got a city slicker